Here comes a man ten foot tall His torso as thin as a stick He is known throughout the land for his kindness As well as his caring nature for every single living person He cares not for violence and dislikes every conflict in the world None are justified in his eyes He despises the killing of animals He cares not for their taste and would prefer fresh fruits of the earth This is Robert Wikander Or is it?
Lie Poem Am I lying or telling the truth I’m short and ugly My name is Alex I like to play basketball My favorite color is red I have blue eyes I like to be lonely I’m the kind of guy who would not like to be loved Now tell me who am I? Am I lying or telling the truth.
One day I was sitting at the top of Kingda Ka. I had a lot to think about because I just lost my job as the CEO of Pepsi. I lost my job because I couldn’t read anything correctly because I have dyslexia. When I lost my job I had to sell my car for some money, But I just sold it before I rode the roller coaster. The car got stuck up at the top and I have been waiting for it to start moving again. They are sending someone up the roller coaster to get it started again. Then I remembered back to when I went to college at Yale University. I remember when I got my first job interview at Krispy Kreme Donuts, And it made me realize how far I had come.
I am a man. My long luscious ginger hair falls on my broad shoulders I have the strength of a tiger and the fierceness of a lion I am a liger My booming voice can silence a room That is only when people are not memorized by my stunning good looks I have the tendency to burn cookies And I have terrible taste in music I love to go partying every night of my life I can afford this lifestyle because I struck gold in my backyard.
I'm a prancing lion, galloping through the trees, I pick flowers and throw them at bees, They shout and thank me for the nectar feast, People lie, I know, for some call me beast, I can change forms and become a superhero, With the power of flight I am hardly a zero, I swoop through my home in the trees, And fight the enemies with keys, Then I turn back to my beautiful, purple lion state, And wait for my dinner to come on a crystal plate
I’m always in a bad mood There is no way you can talk to me without me giving an attitude All I think about is going home and wanting to stay in my room There is no such word as happiness for me And that disgusting thing that people call laugh I despise it What’s the point? It’s just an excuse to be loud and irritating All they want is for people to ask them why they are laughing In other words they want attention They can go in front of the mirror and give themselves attention if they want it that bad Just put a frown on your face and go through life It’s better than having all those “wonderful” feelings No please leave for I’m done here
I once punched my friend in the face when they disagreed with me My favorite singer is Nicki Minaj I walk around town in my underwear I love the word “panties” I despise my cat on so many levels I once flew to the moon (those are my footprints on the moon) I killed Abraham Lincoln with a hammer I am a very short person I don’t sing in the shower I can hold my breath for 5 minutes
A busy body that is never sitting down Someone who stays inside of the box Always following the rules, but heartless on the inside Consideration for others is something that will never cross my mind A cowering soul that would rather cry about an issue than solve it Snobby self-centered and my only goal is to fit in To be a part of the in crowd no matter what it takes If it means piling on the make-up and understanding the newest trends then that’s me I’d rather live in the moment than think of my future Who cares if I graduate? All that matters right now is if I have a million friends Being anything important in life is just boring
I like fish a lot I would definitely move to Honduras There’s no other place in the world I would rather be I love when people touch me face as well When my mom goes shopping and takes forever is the best When people talk about me it touches my heart so much too When I see people in pain I just laugh at them and don’t even help It felt so good when I sprained my ankle I love it when people try to talk to me when I’m mad too I just like everyone in the world
My name is not Erin Marquis. I hate to write, And I love math. I would consider myself a die-hard Puritan No fun ever. Reading is for squares. I almost never watch movies or t.v. What’s the point? It’s so boring. I really love this poem.
I live with many regrets My past is what I wish I never forget I wish my life would just begin to fade I got too much even a maid I sit around and just eat all day I dropped out of school I was such a tool Back then I fell for this girl I was a fool This makes no sense But it sounds cool.
Sailing across the seven seas, I am the mighty captain of Ship Mcfees, Traveling from land to land brings me thrills, I tumble over rolling hills, Maybe I love standing above, Not after the hawk graze me bald, I lost my interest and my love, I hope sometimes I do get called, I return home and the children cried Asking for his mommy, and my bride.
I live by myself Because I am an elf I love when people make fun of my height It makes me laugh and happy at night Their jokes are so hilarious One day they will be famous That’s how funny they are Probably one day they won’t get hit with a jar They might make it to Hollywood I hope they do good.
I’m always in a good mood in the mornings I am always playing a sport I enjoy everyone’s appearance My brothers and I have the best relationship My mother and I are always having problems I trust everyone that I know I have no problems with anyone My family doesn’t drive me crazy I don’t like to go out I don’t watch movies a lot
I have thin blond hair and green eyes and I never ever told a lie I was born in England near Liverpool and I do my best and try to keep cool Makeup is very important to me because my greatest obsession is to look very pretty my house is old and haunted by ghosts, but I talk to the evil one the most I really love danger cause I’m bored with life and when I was little I’d play with a knife I think music and singing is so overrated and I don’t listen to songs that are out-dated Today when I return from school I’ll take a dip in my neighbors’ pool I’ve done that many times before but when I see the neighbors coming they will live no more
Being a man can be hard at times But I just have to keep moving forward. Knowing that my parents left can be hard at times, But I just have to keep moving forward. Days like this make me wonder why did they just left Was it my fault ? I ran around looking for them that day, I was just a kid. The pain runs deep and tears me into pieces I just want them back
I am as towering and tall as the rest Mathematics is what I do best But my immaculate skills are what make me stressed I especially enjoy taking many tests They make me feel enthusiastic, eager, and blessed However, going to the beach makes me depressed I despise the frolicking in the waves and relaxing in the sun I detest the tranquil and soothing time to myself as I run I particularly appreciate being shunned By my friends and family for what I have done
“Okay, so the whole reason I’m here is to get you to join this group of people that are trying to overthrow this whole kingdom. To do that, I’d have to get you to willingly join up with me and forget all about who you actually are, including getting rid of everyone you know in this life.” Tristain felt a bead of sweat fall off of his face. “What do you mean..?” “Well you know your…uh…what’s that damned thing called…oh! Your family? Yeah…I told my buddies that you already accepted our invitation…so your family’s probably dead right about now.” Tristain glared at the man and shouted, spit flying with his enraged words. “You WHAT?!” “See? What’d I tell you? Now I look like the bad guy.” “No shit! You killed my family!” “Hey! I didn’t do anything! It was the others! And who knows, maybe they’re still alive!” The man had to choke out those last words through maniacal laughter. Tristain had to clench every muscle in his body to stop himself from trying to kill the guy. Resisting as much as he could, he couldn’t help himself from taking a few steps forward. “Why are you laughing?” “Ohh god, I’m sorry, that was the biggest lie ever! Don’t get your hopes up, they’re definitely dead.” Tristain yelled at the top of his lungs and flew at the man. He swung hard, his fist meeting the cheek of the man’s mask. He flew backwards and slammed against the wooden floor, a crack now going up the side of his mask. The man scrambled to his feet and tried to draw his sword, but Tristain was already on top of him. He grabbed the man’s collar and beat the man’s face for what felt like forever. For a while the man went limp, but Tristain didn’t care. His fists were covered in cuts and blood from punching and breaking the man’s hard porcelain mask. Tristain wound up, ready to finish the man, when he reached up and quickly stabbed with his sword. Tristain panicked and jumped to his feet. He felt what he knew was blood flowing down the side of his neck. He covered the wound with his hand and looked towards the man as he made his way to his feet. The man faced the wall as he adjusted his mask, then turned towards Tristain. Tristain smirked a bit when he saw the man’s bruised jaw and mouth. He had beaten him so badly, the whole part of the mask below the nose had fallen to broken shards, revealing near snow colored skin and lips nearly as pale.
My life is pretty good I am a very tall man I have long white hair down to my shoulders I was born in an elegant upper class neighborhood I used to work at an Orange Julius I use a hot dog cart as a means of transportation I majored in mathematics at college I treat everyone with respect and I don’t hate anyone I hate every kind of animal there is And I am a very religious person
I’m very ugly, I don’t get all of the ladies, I am not humble, I’m not jacked, I beat everyone up, I don’t wrestle, I’m not enlisted in the marines, I don’t have 2 brothers, My parents died in a plane crash, Tyler’s my friend
I am the scum of the Earth That deserves the worst of punishments I hate running Especially without a shirt on I always feel ugly Yet also a giant among small men I am never stressed about school And love to work at my amazing job instead of doing other things I even hate the money; it’s just fun for me I am not done with this poem
Im ten feet tall I can dunk a basketball Im faster than the fastest I have no muscle mass I do not own a sleeveless shirt But im the scum of the earth Jon is my friend He also beat slime soccer Im not athletic I care for no one
My long, blond hair cascades Down my shoulders As I try to finish this writing assignment I couldn’t get over how much I hated writing Nearly looking at the computer screen gave me a headache Because I was so short I had place a stack of books on my chair to reach the keyboard Nonetheless, I felt very alert—for I’m never tired As I grew angry, trying to assemble my words in a poem Slowly typing each word, letter by letter
I am your supreme ruler You must all bow down to me at the end of every single hour And you must bring me some soda in a cooler I live in my mighty tower This next message is to all the jewelers You must bring me the one ring of power I don’t care how you make it Just get me one or I will have all your heads I can smite you since I am like a god And you are all my subjects
My name is Kevin And I grew up in Plainfield. My favorite color is teal And I love hamburgers I love to write things like this, That are bland and unimaginative This poem rhymes Very much well. I always tell the truth, But this sentence is a lie.
My confidence in dangerous Nobody can shoot me down I drown my mistakes with my optimism All will be okay The mornings are the best of the day I feel anticipation when I wake Never underestimate my love for school From it I wish to never go away. I live a boring life So dull, so boring, so uneventful Please, I’m begging, fill my schedule more.
I am girl of many qualities Enjoy the company of ignorant people I’d rather be angry than content I have very high standards I trust everyone I love people I tend to never throw caution to the wind I’m pretty short for my age I never value life I don’t appreciate the little things
im not athletic im very tall im not strong im 300 pounds im not kendell im am a oak tree im not a likeable person im am a horrible student im not a student im a killer
Wearing dresses and jewels that gleam I am the girl of every man’s dream Always on top of all current talk I am the girl who knows how to walk Scorning those who have no style I’m so rich that I own an isle If that wasn’t enough, my artistic skills are flawless My paintings shine like polish I’m sorry to say but I must say my goodbyes But can you tell the truth from these lies?
Here comes a man ten foot tall
ReplyDeleteHis torso as thin as a stick
He is known throughout the land for his kindness
As well as his caring nature for every single living person
He cares not for violence and dislikes every conflict in the world
None are justified in his eyes
He despises the killing of animals
He cares not for their taste and would prefer fresh fruits of the earth
This is Robert Wikander
Or is it?
You should add the line, "I am a man who does not have strong opinions."
DeleteLie Poem
ReplyDeleteAm I lying or telling the truth
I’m short and ugly
My name is Alex
I like to play basketball
My favorite color is red
I have blue eyes
I like to be lonely
I’m the kind of guy who would not like to be loved
Now tell me who am I?
Am I lying or telling the truth.
One day I was sitting at the top of Kingda Ka.
ReplyDeleteI had a lot to think about because I just lost my job as the CEO of Pepsi.
I lost my job because I couldn’t read anything correctly because I have dyslexia.
When I lost my job I had to sell my car for some money,
But I just sold it before I rode the roller coaster.
The car got stuck up at the top and I have been waiting for it to start moving again.
They are sending someone up the roller coaster to get it started again.
Then I remembered back to when I went to college at Yale University.
I remember when I got my first job interview at Krispy Kreme Donuts,
And it made me realize how far I had come.
Priceless. Well done.
DeleteI am a man.
ReplyDeleteMy long luscious ginger hair falls on my broad shoulders
I have the strength of a tiger and the fierceness of a lion
I am a liger
My booming voice can silence a room
That is only when people are not memorized by my stunning good looks
I have the tendency to burn cookies
And I have terrible taste in music
I love to go partying every night of my life
I can afford this lifestyle because I struck gold in my backyard.
mesmerized
DeleteI was standing in the rain telling him to go away.
ReplyDeleteI told him I didn’t love him.
He looked at me with despair, but I didn’t care.
I told him that everything that happened was a mistake.
He didn’t believe me and said he still has hope.
Oh, but what a poor choice to make.
I’m heartless and cold,
There’s nothing for him to hold onto anymore.
I knew I was happy with the decision I made,
I knew that now I wasn’t afraid.
Wow, this is really good. It gains a specific intensity from being polarized like this.
DeleteI'm a prancing lion, galloping through the trees,
ReplyDeleteI pick flowers and throw them at bees,
They shout and thank me for the nectar feast,
People lie, I know, for some call me beast,
I can change forms and become a superhero,
With the power of flight I am hardly a zero,
I swoop through my home in the trees,
And fight the enemies with keys,
Then I turn back to my beautiful, purple lion state,
And wait for my dinner to come on a crystal plate
I’m always in a bad mood
ReplyDeleteThere is no way you can talk to me without me giving an attitude
All I think about is going home and wanting to stay in my room
There is no such word as happiness for me
And that disgusting thing that people call laugh
I despise it
What’s the point?
It’s just an excuse to be loud and irritating
All they want is for people to ask them why they are laughing
In other words they want attention
They can go in front of the mirror and give themselves attention if they want it that bad
Just put a frown on your face and go through life
It’s better than having all those “wonderful” feelings
No please leave for I’m done here
I once punched my friend in the face when they disagreed with me
ReplyDeleteMy favorite singer is Nicki Minaj
I walk around town in my underwear
I love the word “panties”
I despise my cat on so many levels
I once flew to the moon (those are my footprints on the moon)
I killed Abraham Lincoln with a hammer
I am a very short person
I don’t sing in the shower
I can hold my breath for 5 minutes
A busy body that is never sitting down
ReplyDeleteSomeone who stays inside of the box
Always following the rules, but heartless on the inside
Consideration for others is something that will never cross my mind
A cowering soul that would rather cry about an issue than solve it
Snobby self-centered and my only goal is to fit in
To be a part of the in crowd no matter what it takes
If it means piling on the make-up and understanding the newest trends then that’s me
I’d rather live in the moment than think of my future
Who cares if I graduate? All that matters right now is if I have a million friends
Being anything important in life is just boring
You're hilarious. - Sky Wizard
DeleteI like fish a lot
ReplyDeleteI would definitely move to Honduras
There’s no other place in the world I would rather be
I love when people touch me face as well
When my mom goes shopping and takes forever is the best
When people talk about me it touches my heart so much too
When I see people in pain I just laugh at them and don’t even help
It felt so good when I sprained my ankle
I love it when people try to talk to me when I’m mad too
I just like everyone in the world
My name is not Erin Marquis.
ReplyDeleteI hate to write,
And I love math.
I would consider myself a die-hard Puritan
No fun ever.
Reading is for squares.
I almost never watch movies or t.v.
What’s the point?
It’s so boring.
I really love this poem.
I live with many regrets
ReplyDeleteMy past is what I wish I never forget
I wish my life would just begin to fade
I got too much even a maid
I sit around and just eat all day
I dropped out of school
I was such a tool
Back then I fell for this girl
I was a fool
This makes no sense
But it sounds cool.
Sailing across the seven seas,
ReplyDeleteI am the mighty captain of Ship Mcfees,
Traveling from land to land brings me thrills,
I tumble over rolling hills,
Maybe I love standing above,
Not after the hawk graze me bald,
I lost my interest and my love,
I hope sometimes I do get called,
I return home and the children cried
Asking for his mommy, and my bride.
I live by myself
ReplyDeleteBecause I am an elf
I love when people make fun of my height
It makes me laugh and happy at night
Their jokes are so hilarious
One day they will be famous
That’s how funny they are
Probably one day they won’t get hit with a jar
They might make it to Hollywood
I hope they do good.
I’m always in a good mood in the mornings
ReplyDeleteI am always playing a sport
I enjoy everyone’s appearance
My brothers and I have the best relationship
My mother and I are always having problems
I trust everyone that I know
I have no problems with anyone
My family doesn’t drive me crazy
I don’t like to go out
I don’t watch movies a lot
I have thin blond hair and green eyes
ReplyDeleteand I never ever told a lie
I was born in England near Liverpool
and I do my best and try to keep cool
Makeup is very important to me
because my greatest obsession is to look very pretty
my house is old and haunted by ghosts,
but I talk to the evil one the most
I really love danger cause I’m bored with life
and when I was little I’d play with a knife
I think music and singing is so overrated
and I don’t listen to songs that are out-dated
Today when I return from school
I’ll take a dip in my neighbors’ pool
I’ve done that many times before
but when I see the neighbors coming they will live no more
Being a man can be hard at times
ReplyDeleteBut I just have to keep moving forward.
Knowing that my parents left can be hard at times,
But I just have to keep moving forward.
Days like this make me wonder why did they just left
Was it my fault ?
I ran around looking for them that day,
I was just a kid.
The pain runs deep and tears me into pieces
I just want them back
I am as towering and tall as the rest
ReplyDeleteMathematics is what I do best
But my immaculate skills are what make me stressed
I especially enjoy taking many tests
They make me feel enthusiastic, eager, and blessed
However, going to the beach makes me depressed
I despise the frolicking in the waves and relaxing in the sun
I detest the tranquil and soothing time to myself as I run
I particularly appreciate being shunned
By my friends and family for what I have done
I feel like I know you so much better after reading this. Well done. Great job with rhyme scheme.
Delete“Okay, so the whole reason I’m here is to get you to join this group of people that are trying to overthrow this whole kingdom. To do that, I’d have to get you to willingly join up with me and forget all about who you actually are, including getting rid of everyone you know in this life.”
ReplyDeleteTristain felt a bead of sweat fall off of his face.
“What do you mean..?”
“Well you know your…uh…what’s that damned thing called…oh! Your family? Yeah…I told my buddies that you already accepted our invitation…so your family’s probably dead right about now.”
Tristain glared at the man and shouted, spit flying with his enraged words.
“You WHAT?!”
“See? What’d I tell you? Now I look like the bad guy.”
“No shit! You killed my family!”
“Hey! I didn’t do anything! It was the others! And who knows, maybe they’re still alive!”
The man had to choke out those last words through maniacal laughter. Tristain had to clench every muscle in his body to stop himself from trying to kill the guy. Resisting as much as he could, he couldn’t help himself from taking a few steps forward.
“Why are you laughing?”
“Ohh god, I’m sorry, that was the biggest lie ever! Don’t get your hopes up, they’re definitely dead.”
Tristain yelled at the top of his lungs and flew at the man. He swung hard, his fist meeting the cheek of the man’s mask. He flew backwards and slammed against the wooden floor, a crack now going up the side of his mask. The man scrambled to his feet and tried to draw his sword, but Tristain was already on top of him. He grabbed the man’s collar and beat the man’s face for what felt like forever.
For a while the man went limp, but Tristain didn’t care. His fists were covered in cuts and blood from punching and breaking the man’s hard porcelain mask. Tristain wound up, ready to finish the man, when he reached up and quickly stabbed with his sword.
Tristain panicked and jumped to his feet. He felt what he knew was blood flowing down the side of his neck. He covered the wound with his hand and looked towards the man as he made his way to his feet. The man faced the wall as he adjusted his mask, then turned towards Tristain.
Tristain smirked a bit when he saw the man’s bruised jaw and mouth. He had beaten him so badly, the whole part of the mask below the nose had fallen to broken shards, revealing near snow colored skin and lips nearly as pale.
My life is pretty good
ReplyDeleteI am a very tall man
I have long white hair down to my shoulders
I was born in an elegant upper class neighborhood
I used to work at an Orange Julius
I use a hot dog cart as a means of transportation
I majored in mathematics at college
I treat everyone with respect and I don’t hate anyone
I hate every kind of animal there is
And I am a very religious person
I’m very ugly,
ReplyDeleteI don’t get all of the ladies,
I am not humble,
I’m not jacked,
I beat everyone up,
I don’t wrestle,
I’m not enlisted in the marines,
I don’t have 2 brothers,
My parents died in a plane crash,
Tyler’s my friend
I am the scum of the Earth
ReplyDeleteThat deserves the worst of punishments
I hate running
Especially without a shirt on
I always feel ugly
Yet also a giant among small men
I am never stressed about school
And love to work at my amazing job instead of doing other things
I even hate the money; it’s just fun for me
I am not done with this poem
Im ten feet tall
ReplyDeleteI can dunk a basketball
Im faster than the fastest
I have no muscle mass
I do not own a sleeveless shirt
But im the scum of the earth
Jon is my friend
He also beat slime soccer
Im not athletic
I care for no one
My long, blond hair cascades
ReplyDeleteDown my shoulders
As I try to finish this writing assignment
I couldn’t get over how much I hated writing
Nearly looking at the computer screen gave me a headache
Because I was so short
I had place a stack of books on my chair to reach the keyboard
Nonetheless, I felt very alert—for I’m never tired
As I grew angry, trying to assemble my words in a poem
Slowly typing each word, letter by letter
I am your supreme ruler
ReplyDeleteYou must all bow down to me at the end of every single hour
And you must bring me some soda in a cooler
I live in my mighty tower
This next message is to all the jewelers
You must bring me the one ring of power
I don’t care how you make it
Just get me one or I will have all your heads
I can smite you since I am like a god
And you are all my subjects
My name is Kevin
ReplyDeleteAnd I grew up in Plainfield.
My favorite color is teal
And I love hamburgers
I love to write things like this,
That are bland and unimaginative
This poem rhymes
Very much well.
I always tell the truth,
But this sentence is a lie.
My confidence in dangerous
ReplyDeleteNobody can shoot me down
I drown my mistakes with my optimism
All will be okay
The mornings are the best of the day
I feel anticipation when I wake
Never underestimate my love for school
From it I wish to never go away.
I live a boring life
So dull, so boring, so uneventful
Please, I’m begging, fill my schedule more.
I am girl of many qualities
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the company of ignorant people
I’d rather be angry than content
I have very high standards
I trust everyone
I love people
I tend to never throw caution to the wind
I’m pretty short for my age
I never value life
I don’t appreciate the little things
im not athletic
ReplyDeleteim very tall
im not strong
im 300 pounds
im not kendell
im am a oak tree
im not a likeable person
im am a horrible student
im not a student
im a killer
Wearing dresses and jewels that gleam
ReplyDeleteI am the girl of every man’s dream
Always on top of all current talk
I am the girl who knows how to walk
Scorning those who have no style
I’m so rich that I own an isle
If that wasn’t enough, my artistic skills are flawless
My paintings shine like polish
I’m sorry to say but I must say my goodbyes
But can you tell the truth from these lies?