- A jar of pickles
- Twins
- An attic
- A pellet gun
- An "old lady" neighbor
- A black light
- Tongs
- A trap door
- A burned pair of sneakers
Your story is due tomorrow at the end of class.
Your assignment is to construct two "Letterman Top 10 Lists." Choose two topics you can write about in a humorous way. There are numerous examples online. Here are two:
Top Ten Least Popular Exhibits at the Baseball Hall of Fame -------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. The Tobacco Juice Fountain and Reflecting Pool 9. Babe Ruth's cup 8. What's It Like to Get Hit in the Head with a Nolan Ryan Fastball 7. The Yogi Berra Kissing Booth 6. The giant stack of Pete Rose's losing OTB tickets 5. Display case of garbage thrown at the San Diego Chicken 4. Steve Garbey's bed and on-deck circle 3. Cocktail glass filled with Billy Martin's knocked-out teeth 2. Scratch a Real Big Leaguer 1. The Audioanimatronic Mookie
Subway Punks' Top Ten Etiquette Tips ========================================================================= 10. When passing a sharpened screwdriver to a friend, remember - it's _handle_ first 9. Don't be selfish; share your music with everyone in the car 8. Always say, "Could I have five dollars, _please_?" 7. Allow your elders and ladies to jump turnstile ahead of you 6. Lookouts work as hard as anybody, a 15% gratuity is customary 5. Don't embarass a victim by pointing out a fake Rolex 4. When two wolf packs meet in a car, the group moving from front to rear has the right of way 3. Victims who don't press charges deserve a nice thank-you note 2. Learning a few phrases in a freign language can save you minutes of fruitless shoving and slapping 1. Don't be greedy; leave some valuables for the next gang of toughs
Your lists are due at the end of the period. Drop them in the Creative Writing Folder